Same Words, Different Meanings
Nobody said that Spanish words and idioms were easy to learn but at least they are fun! Even as a native speaker I’ve faced some quite curious and confusing situations when speaking with our fellow brothers and sisters from Latin America.
What’s the worst part? Once you learn how to speak Spanish if you move to another region or country, you’ll get lost again! Spanish is official in 22 countries and that makes it unique and varied. More and more people are becoming aware of the differences but there are still a lot of misunderstandings.
It has happened to me so many times that the first time I went to Latin America I tried to avoid certain kinds of words and adopted localisms. Let’s have a closer look to some of those words:
1. The Verb ‘coger’
This one definitely takes the cake. In Spain it means ‘to take’ and we use it for everything just like in English. However, in most of Latino American countries it means ‘to have sex’. Imagine how we are seen by them in a first instance.
Real example (it has happened to me):
Spanish from Spain (me): Para llegar al centro tienes que coger el metro y el autobús (To get to the centre you have to take the subway/tube and then the bus).
Mexican girl: She looks at me like some kind of perv and takes her time to process it. Her final answer is: ¿Y cómo voy a hacer eso? (and how am I supposed to do that?)
A harmless and simple tool in Spain and Argentina (well, we should stop using them) where it means ‘straw’ but in El Salvador means to masturbate quickly. In the rest of the countries it also means a ‘small blow job’. In Venezuela they use pitillo instead of pajita and pitillo in Spain means cigarette. I know, it only gets more and more confusing!
There’s no example to illustrate here and I’m glad it didn’t happen to me (yet?).
Let’s go with the fruit, such a funny subject! papaya is called papaya everywhere but in Cuba where, you guessed it, it means vagina. They call it ‘fruta bomba’ instead. You better use it right when going to the market or they’ll understand you are asking for something else!
Dar papaya (to give papaya) in Colombia is to give someone the chance to harm you or steal something from you. It would be like ‘dejar a huevo’ in Spain, doing something obvious so that others can take advantage of you.
Mamón is a small fruit in Venezuela, known as huaya in other countries and very annoying to eat because most of it is seed. In Bolivia and Costa Rica is used for liar, in Chile means mama’s boy and a blowjob (of course). In Colombia is someone annoying or that doesn’t commit.
In Costa Rica is a football player that never passes the ball (a ‘chupón’ in Spain). In Dominican Republic is a man that has been cheated, in Honduras a lovebite and in Mexico someone that doesn’t help when needed. A flatterer si what it means in Puerto Rico and a baby pig in Uruguay. In Spain we use it as a synonym of asshole or annoying and for someone that sucks (mamar is to suck) like a baby would. In the Philippines is a traditional sweet similar to a muffin that actually comes from Mexico.
Phew, I’m going to take a break here! That was too much!
A pidgeon (eww, nasty) in Spain and Argentina but in Venezuela, Peru, Bolivia, El Salvador, Nicaragua and Guatemala they use it for the down-there bird!
In Argentina it is also used for the underwear stains (palomino in Spain) and in Spain it is a very common female name. Imagine if someone from those countries would meet them!
Same goes with Concha, the short version of the female name Concepción (yes, Conception). BUT (there’s always a but in Spanish) in Ecuador, Argentina, Peru and Bolivia means vagina (yay, again!) and in Argentina is especially offensive. In Venezuela is the peel of a fruit.
Imagine these two situations; a Spanish lady named Concha arrives in Argentina and introduces herself or a Venezuelan goes to Argentina and asks for the ‘concha’ of her fruit to be peeled out. Laughter is guaranteed!
While in Mexico, Ecuador and Peru they use it as a synonym of working, in the Dominican Republic it also means to sniff cocaine (same thing, right?).
In Puerto Rico it has three different meanings: 1) to start the engine, 2) to load a pistol, 3) to dance reggaeton. What a beautiful and varied language we have!
How did you like it? Do you want more? If you haven’t collapsed yet with so much information you need to watch this video that sums up in a very funny way the misunderstandings that this beautiful language leads to.